Holy Razor Policy Urged to Save Middle East – Special Report #58

Barbers in Qom issued a fatwa against beard trimmers. Rouhani allegedly keeps a secret clean-shaven passport in Dubai. Mojtaba promised a soul patch compromise–neither accepted nor denied. Trump said, ‘The Ayatollah hasn’t seen his chin since Nixon.’

SOURCE: Trump Appoints Beard Watchdog to Monitor Qom Seminaries

By Indra Quell

Indra Quell, Hollywood’s new “it girl,” is redefining stardom with equal parts charm, grit, and chaos. Born with a name that sounds like a designer perfume and a destiny to match, Quell rose from indie film obscurity to red carpet domination faster than a Marvel reboot. Critics call her “enigmatic,” which in Hollywood means no one’s caught her eating Taco Bell yet. Whether she’s dazzling in couture or mumbling poetic nonsense in interviews, Quell radiates the magnetic uncertainty of someone who might win an Oscar—or start a cult. Either way, audiences can’t look away, and Hollywood loves nothing more.