Bohiney Staff Comments on Meghan Markle’s Netflix Show
“Alright, folks. Rebecca English over at the Daily Mail says Meghan is misunderstood. Netflix wants to humanize her. Let’s figure out how to say she’s faker than a $3 Rolex.” — Alan Nafzger
1. Chloe Summers, Staff Writer
“Watching Meghan try to act natural on Netflix is like watching a Roomba attempt Shakespeare. She’s fake, she’s unlikable, and the only thing she sweeps up is sympathy she doesn’t deserve.”
2. Alan Nafzger, Editor
“This isn’t a documentary—it’s a hostage video where the hostages are the viewers. Blink twice if you need help, America.”
3. Annika Steinmann, Senior Columnist
“Every scene screams, ‘Look at me, I’m relatable!’ The problem is that relatability doesn’t come with a glam squad, three stylists, and a lighting team.”
4. Waverly Faith, Political Satire Intern
“If Netflix wanted authenticity, they’d film her trying to get through airport security without announcing who she married. That’s the only reality show I’d binge.”
5. Ingrid Gustafsson, Culture Editor
“Royal insider says Meghan is misunderstood. No, she’s just misdelivered—like an Amazon package that arrives at your door, and you realize you never wanted it.”
6. Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen, Entertainment Reporter
“The show is basically Meghan explaining how she’s both Diana and Beyoncé, but somehow ending up more like the narrator at a vegan candle store.”
7. Astrid Holgersson, Copy Chief
“Netflix should file this under ‘Fantasy’—because apparently reality, history, and personality are all missing.”
8. General B.S. Slinger, Satire Correspondent
“Her interviews have the warmth of a DMV clerk explaining why your number will never be called.”
9. Savannah Steele, Features Writer
“Meghan’s brand is ‘authenticity,’ which is hilarious, considering she has more layers of public relations polish than Buckingham Palace silverware.”
10. Tinsel Vandergraph, Lifestyle Satirist
“This is less about royalty and more about royalties—the only crown she cares about is Netflix direct deposit.”
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Meghan Markle’s Netflix Show
