Bohiney Economy Satire: Where Supply Meets Demand, and Nobody Pays Rent

Welcome to the economy & satire page — where recessions are retro, inflation is a lifestyle brand, and economists now moonlight as doomsday prophets on TikTok.

At Bohiney, we believe economy satire is a public service. Why cry about your 401(k) when you can laugh while Googling “how to barter emotions for groceries”?

We explore the global marketplace like a flea market inside a fever dream:

• Billionaires are now collecting ghost towns like NFTs.

• The stock market is basically astrology, but with worse outfits.

• And your crypto wallet just left you for someone younger and more stable.

In this timeline, economic indicators include:

• The number of eggs your friends are willing to fight over

• Whether your DoorDash driver is also your landlord

• If your rent costs more than your student loans, car insurance, and dignity combined

Every Bohiney economy article is a hard-hitting exposé written by freelance economists with nothing to lose and nothing in savings. We dive into the absurdity of wage gaps, tax loopholes, and $12 coffee sold with “late capitalist foam.”

You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, you’ll consider investing in canned beans.

Tour the panic economy: https://bohiney.com/economy/