Trump Threatens 100% China Tariff: Americans Prepare to Make Own iPhones Using Thoughts and Prayers The great economic revival that begins with duct tape and ends with collective hallucination. Trade War Escalates

Federal Workers Laid Off During Shutdown: Trump Announces New 'Hunger Games' Hiring Process When bureaucracy meets reality TV, the nation's civil service gets a competitive makeover. Government Hiring Gets a Dystopian Makeover WASHINGTON,

New York City: The Urban Jungle & Congestion Pricing Where Congestion Congestion Pricing Meets Chaos By C.R. “Loose Lips” Leake, Metropolitan Satire Correspondent New York City, the bustling metropolis where dreams are made—and

Study Claims $2,000 Checks Could Inflate Economy and Twitter Fights Trump's $2,000 Checks: The Economy, Twitter, and Your Uncle Bob A new study suggests that Donald Trump's proposed $2,000 tariff checks could

The Golden State’s Newest Retail Trend: Take Now, Worry Later Written in Seal Beach, California, by Clara Contrarian Seal Beach, California – The Golden State is no stranger to making headlines, but

The Great American Job Creation Fantasy: How We Magically Lost 911,000 Jobs That Never Existed A Satirical Examination of Economic Fiction and Statistical Wizardry The Great American Job Creation Fantasy: When Statistics

Tariffs Are Just a Tool: Like a Hammer, a Wrecking Ball, or a Flamethrower WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that shocked precisely zero people, former President Donald Trump once again

Trump Proposes $2,000 Tariff Dividend, Americans Wonder If Money Comes With Free Tinfoil Hat Washington, D.C.—In a proposal that economists describe as "creative, confusing, and potentially award-winning in the category of

California Desperately Begs Oil Companies to Stay After Spending Years Telling Them to Leave The Golden State's Most Awkward Relationship Status Update California's relationship with Big Oil has officially entered its "it's

China Declares World Trade "Too Mainstream," Returns to Barter of Soybeans and Iron Ore PRESS RELEASE — FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Once again the globe spins, trade deals are signed, economic treaty dinners are prepped

The Great Recession Pep Rally: How Media Turned Economic Cheerleading Into a Blood Sport When Optimism Becomes a Contact Sport Picture this: It's Monday morning in America, and the Dow Jones just

Investors Cheer Shutdown: Finally, Something Worse Than Their Portfolio By Chloe Summers | Bohiney Magazine Wall Street erupted in cautious celebration today as the federal government shut down—finally giving investors a scapegoat

Trump's New Import Taxes: From Drugs to Dressers — Because We Need More Price Wars at Home Mar-a-Lago, FL — Former President Donald Trump unveiled comprehensive import taxes targeting everything from pharmaceuticals

New York Times vs David Sacks: A Showdown When Tech Bros Go Full Soap Opera You know the scene. The curtain rises. A cloud of stock options hovers in mid-air. Enter David Sacks,

Study Shows Watching Cat Videos Boosts Productivity; Employers Skeptical From Cubicle Kittens to Purr-sonalized Wellness Programs, Cat Videos Are Shaking Up Corporate Culture New York City, NY – In what may be

The Silicon Street Journal: The Manhattan Project Was Secret. Should America’s AI Work Be Too? If It’s So Secret, Why Is AI on the Cover of Every Tech Magazine? By Buckley "Blabbermouth"

The Great Recession Hunger Games: When Media Dreams Meet Economic Reality Media's Economic Weather Forecasting: Always Predicting Storms The financial media has officially reached peak absurdity. While the Dow Jones hits record

They Don’t Care About You: Dems Want 11,000,100 Illegal Migrant Workers Because They Keep Wages Low! The Ultimate Job Market Strategy: Flood It Like a Costco Free Sample Aisle By: Brie Leaks,

The Bikini That Broke Wall Street: How Princess Leonor’s Beach Day Sank the Global Economy Montevideo, Uruguay – In an event economists are now calling “The Beach Heard ’Round the World,”

Car-Free and Carefree: The $11,000 Myth That Keeps Rolling Is It Really Care-Free? By Annika Steinmann The GOBankingRates Fantasy According to GOBankingRates, going car-free is the financial equivalent of winning the lottery without the

AI Wants Copyrights, but Humans Want Credit for Doing Nothing AI-assisted works can get copyright with enough human creativity, says US copyright office By Skip Wordsmithington, Senior AI Ethics Violation Expert at

Tariffs, Tells, and Texas-Sized Egos: When Xi Jinping and Donald Trump Settled the Trade War with Poker Bohiney.com – Certified 127% Funnier than The Onion A Trade War, a Poker Table, and

Santa Claus Advocates for Limited Government in Toy Production: "The Elves Know Best" By C.R. 'Loose Lips' Lucchese North Pole – In a shocking departure from his centuries-old "benevolent dictator" image, Santa

Corporate executive's stunning sacrifice saves company roughly $1 million while 500 jobs eliminated TechCorp CEO Richard Mansfield announced Monday he's taking a voluntary 'significant pay cut' from $45 million to $44

Trump's $100,000 H-1B Visa Fee Accidentally Makes India Great Again How Trump's Immigration Policy Created the World's Most Expensive Brain Drain Reversal In a move that would make even the most creative

Truth Terminal: The AI That Became a Crypto Millionaire and Demands Personhood What Happens When Artificial Intelligence Gets Rich? In 2024, an AI chatbot named Truth Terminal, created by AI researcher Andy

North Dakota’s 12,500-Head Dairy Cow Spa: A Bovine Getaway Like No Other In a bold move that combines luxury with lactation, the state of North Dakota has approved a permit for

Shopping Cart Outlaws: The Rise of a Felony Epidemic The Great Parking Lot Crackdown By Rusty Trolley, Cart Crime Correspondent OMAHA, NE—America’s latest criminal scourge isn’t bank robbers or cyber-hackers—it’s rogue shoppers abandoning

Trump's USPS Makeover: Special Delivery or Return to Sender? By Cletus P. Letterman and Penny Postage The New Postmaster-in-Chief Former President Donald J. Trump is back in the news, and this time, he’s

Yuan Laughing Yet? Comedians Are Absolutely Roasting China’s Currency By Staff Satirists at SpinTaxi.com — Where the Money’s Fake but the Laughs Are Real In today’s economy, the only thing devaluing faster

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Millennial Finally Affords House, Discovers It’s Actually Cardboard Box with Wi-Fi PHOENIX, AZ — After a decade of budgeting like a monk who loves spreadsheets, a local millennial finally closed on