Now Required Reading in All MAGA Homeschools, Illustrated in Gold Crayon
Trump Releases Apology-Free Children’s Book: “The Boy Who Never Said Sorry”
Now Required Reading in All MAGA Homeschools, Illustrated in Gold Crayon
PALM BEACH, FL — Former President Donald J. Trump has announced the release of a new children’s book titled *”The Boy Who Never Said Sorry,”* a cautionary tale in reverse that follows a brave young patriot who never admits fault–even when he clearly smashed the neighbor’s mailbox with a golf club.
“This book teaches kids the values that built this country,” Trump said. “Confidence, charisma, and creative finger-pointing.”
The story follows Donnie Jr. Jr., a wide-eyed boy with a red cap and an instinct for shifting blame. When his school play flops, he accuses the curtains. When he spills orange soda, he blames the soda. The final page reads: *”And he lived happily ever after–because nobody made him say sorry.”*
The book is illustrated entirely in gold crayon and every page smells faintly of Aqua Velva and power.
MAGA homeschooling networks have adopted the book into their core curriculum alongside *”Atlas Shrugged for Toddlers”* and *”Green Eggs and You People Lie.”*
Melania reportedly edited the manuscript with a red pen, but Trump refused the edits, claiming the pen was “too judgmental.”
“It’s gonna outsell Dr. Seuss,” Trump declared. “And it rhymes less, which means it’s more presidential.”
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SOURCES:
How to Be POTUS Without Reading Anything
and
How to Be POTUS Without Ever Apologizing
