Leather-Bound Edition Screams “Tremendous” When Opened
Trump Announces New Book: “The Art of Not Saying Sorry” Includes Blank Pages for the Weak to Fill In
Leather-Bound Edition Screams “Tremendous” When Opened
PALM BEACH, FL — Donald Trump has released a follow-up to his iconic deal-making manifesto with a twist: “The Art of Not Saying Sorry,” a 322-page masterclass in unapologetic leadership, self-praise, and emotional deflection.
“I wrote it myself with the help of no one, just like I built Manhattan,” Trump declared at the launch event, held inside a mirrored ballroom stocked with free beef sliders and resentment.
The book features:
- Chapters like “Gaslight Like a Patriot” and “Apology Is for Losers and Canadians”
- Interactive exercises like “Rewrite History in Five Tweets or Less”
- Blank apology forms titled “For Other People to Sign”
Each deluxe edition is bound in faux bald eagle leather and emits the word “Tremendous!” when opened near any mainstream media outlet.
Trump read select passages aloud to a crowd of 600 supporters wearing red robes and novelty foam fingers. “Chapter 12 is just a mirror glued in — so you can thank yourself,” he said.
Publisher Patriot Press called it “the first book that actively resists being fact-checked.”
Critics on MSNBC called it “disturbing,” while Sean Hannity called it “the Bible, but more assertive.”
“Why apologize when you can autograph?” Trump asked, before signing a copy with ketchup.
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SOURCES:
How to Be POTUS Without Reading Anything
and
How to Be POTUS Without Ever Apologizing
