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Royal Family Publishes New Book, Immediately Regrets the Whole Literacy Thing The Monarchy Has Survived Revolution, Plague, and Bad Hats — But the Paperback May Finally Finish Them Somewhere between a palace

Netflix Courageously Defeats Islam in Closed-Door Meeting, Sources Say It Was a “Light Lunch” What the Funny People Are Saying About Netflix’s Accidental Holy War “This is the first time a corporate

Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Announce New Polo Drama, Accidentally Reboot Entire Concept of "Rich People Problems" Somewhere between a $100 million content deal and a very intense group chat with

Meghan and Harry Declare Victory Over Monarchy, Immediately Schedule Press Conference to Explain It Again 👑📢 Somewhere between Montecito and the Wi-Fi router, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have reportedly achieved a historic milestone: becoming

Meghan Markle Accidentally Invents New Netflix Genre: "Prestige Losses" Hollywood Experts Confirm Millions Missing, Possibly Hiding Under Decorative Throw Pillows There are flops… and then there are "lifestyle-driven, artisanal, Montecito-adjacent financial experiences." According to Page

Netflix Assures World Everything Is Fine While Quietly Hiding the Remote Netflix Had a Dream. Meghan Had Jam. Nobody Wanted the Jam. Somewhere in a glass-walled conference room at Netflix headquarters, a group

Harry and Meghan on the Way to Australia  — Americans Glad for a Break from the 24/7 Branding The Monarchy Didn't Send Them. The Brand Did. By the world's oldest tenured professor

Five Things Hollywood Learned This Week Hollywood executives briefly paused production across 14 streaming platforms after discovering that an actress once experienced self-doubt, a condition previously believed to affect only

California Highway Patrol Reaches Celebrity Quotas by Arresting Exactly One Britney Spears Five Observations From the Freeway of Fame The California Highway Patrol has a difficult job. They must patrol hundreds

Bezos, Trump, and the $40 Million Friendship Nobody Asked For Amazon now delivers packages, cloud computing, and bipartisan kowtowing — Prime members get early access SEATTLE — Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon,

Britney Spears Arrested for DUI, Police Confirm Car Was Playing "Oops!... I Did It Again" on Repeat Ventura County Officers Say Traffic Stop Quickly Escalated Into Unscheduled Pop Concert VENTURA COUNTY, California

Prophet Muhammad Personally Welcomes Ayatollah Khamenei to Hell's Grand Tour BREAKING: Exclusive Report from the Afterlife Dateline: The Fiery Pits, Eternal Realm — March 8, 2026 In a stunning development that has sent

NBC Staffers Quietly Admit Morning Television Is Basically High School With Better Lighting Television insiders confirmed this week that the workplace dynamics behind America's cheerful morning news programs are roughly identical

Kanye's Wife Bianca Censori Arrives to LA Court Fully Clothed America Shocked as Celebrity Outfit Contains Fabric, Buttons, and Possibly Accountability Los Angeles experienced a cultural earthquake Thursday morning when Bianca Censori, wife

Scream 7 Rewrites History, Rewrites Script, Rewrites Paychecks Five Observations Before The Knife Drops Sidney Prescott has survived seven masked killers but almost did not survive accounting. In Hollywood, the only thing

Publishing Scams Reel In America's Most Delicate Endangered Species: The Slightly Ignored Author Fifteen  Observations Before We Begin (Because Your Voice Is Luminous and We Admire You) Writers will ignore a

America Watches the BAFTAs and Discovers Britain Has Its Own Problems Every year, America tunes into the BAFTA Film Awards for roughly the same reason it reads the instruction manual after something has

Science Confirms It: Maury Povich Now Needs A Supercomputer And A Prayer America once dreamed of jetpacks. Instead, we got a pivot table for fatherhood. In a development that has rocked the fields

Robert Duvall, 1931–2025: A Life Well Played, Improvised, and Occasionally Directed by Tango Here lies a man who stared down gangsters, generals, cowboys, and Hollywood agents — and still decided the

Jimmy Kimmel Admits He Failed High School Spanish But Loved Bad Bunny's Halftime Show Anyway Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel shocked absolutely no one this week by admitting he failed high school Spanish, yet

Bad Bunny's "Illegal Words" Halftime Show Sparks FCC Probe, Outrage, and Fruitful Confusion Washington Officials Confused About Language Laws; Spanish Now Considered Syntactically Criminal SANTA CLARA, CA — In what political insiders

Savannah Guthrie Prepares Lawsuit Against 'Maybe Suspect' Theory Because Speculation Hurts Feelings and Click-Through Rates In a development that legal scholars are calling "ambitious," "innovative," and "boldly allergic to adjectives," Savannah

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Billie Eilish Arrested for Real Estate Fraud Hours After Grammy Speech About Stolen Land Pop star Billie Eilish was taken into custody Monday morning on charges of real estate fraud and