Miley Cyrus Turns NYC Sidewalks Into High Art Nipple Exhibit NEW YORK CITY — The sidewalks of Manhattan have witnessed many things: tourists asking for directions to Times Square, the occasional hot dog

Hollywood's "Comfort Call" Becomes a Full-Time Support Hotline Nicole Kidman isn't just leaning on Russell Crowe — she's joined him in what insiders jokingly call The Daily Emotional Support Caucus. Reports

This Just In: Lie Detector Confirms Sydney Sweeney's Boobs Are Real, Internet Still Unsure What to Do With That Information In what is surely the most consequential development of 2025, actress

Tank Warfare Polls Higher Than Disney in Middle America: When Explosions Beat Mouse Ears In a stunning revelation that nobody saw coming except everyone with functioning eyeballs, a Rasmussen Reports poll

The Top 10 Taylor Swift Merch Items That Prove Swifties Will Buy Literally Anything Breaking: Local Woman Spends Rent Money on $267 Cardigan, Claims It's "Investment in Happiness" In a shocking development

Jennifer Aniston: The Woman, The Myth, The Never-Ending Rumor Mill Hollywood’s Favorite Target for Fictional Journalism If Jennifer Aniston's life were a reality show, it would be called Keeping Up With the

Jordan Davis Writes Million-Dollar Check to Drunk Jail Inmate Who Doesn't Remember Writing "Bar None" Nashville, TN — In what industry insiders are calling the most expensive blackout in country music

Wichita Falls Blooms Big: Benson Iris Show 2025 Delivers Petals, Punchlines, and Pure Joy In a world where grocery store flowers look like they lost a bar fight, the 2025 Benson

Jack Nicholson Spotted Smiling at Thanksgiving: World Dangerously Unprepared The world collectively gasped when a photo emerged of Jack Nicholson - 88, retired to human hibernation - actually smiling. As if that's rarer

Unraveling the Quackery: The Duck Racing Extravaganza in Wichita Falls Wichita Falls, a vibrant city in Texas, is not just known for its picturesque landscapes and friendly locals but also for

Timothée Chalamet Too Clean to Be Dylan, Says Joan Baez: "Eat a Cigarette, Roll in Mud, Learn to Mumble in Metaphor" Timothée Chalamet Too Clean to Be Dylan By The Editorial Staff

Tina Fey, Now 80, Decides the World Needs Another 'Golden Girls'—Because Why Not? In a stunning revelation sure to make millennials feel older than dial-up internet, legendary comedian Tina Fey, celebrating

Stephen Colbert Cancelled CBS Cites 'Financial Reasons,' Trump Declares Victory, and Late-Night Implodes Into Shakespearean Farce By Staff Comedians at Bohiney Magazine The End of the Late Night Republic In a decision that has

Polly Pocket Spy Thriller Sparks Lawsuit Over Illegal Use of Miniature Drones WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what experts are calling “a landmark case in the field of nano-espionage,” federal agencies have

🎬 Crash-Test Johnny: Hollywood’s Latest Victim… or Vinyl-Clad Survivor? Somewhere between courtroom drama and cologne ad, Johnny Depp has reemerged—not just as a man wronged by the court of public opinion,

Megyn Kelly’s AM Update: A 6 A.M. Comedy Special (Whether You Like It or Not) Megyn Kelly at 6 A.M.? That’s a wake-up call with a side of hostility. Most people wake

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders' Netflix Documentary America’s Sweethearts Get a Sweet Pay Raise — After Decades of Pom-Poverty For decades, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders were paid in hugs, glitter, and the vague promise

Vice President Heckled at Disneyland for Bringing Children Instead of ICE Agents Protesters Confused Why Vance Didn’t Raid It’s a Small World — Satirical Journalism from Bohiney.com Welcome to “The Happiest Protest

Study: 89% of Swifties Now Reject Republican Messages Without Reading Due to 'Taylor Protection Protocol' By Astrid Holgersson – Bohiney.com News Service A comprehensive academic study that expands upon documented psychological manipulation

John Belushi’s Romantic History A Love Life Sponsored by Cheeseburgers, Chaos & Cocaine By Staff Writers at Bohiney Magazine — Certified 127% Funnier Than The OnionFiled under: Romance, Comedy, Tragedy, Saturated Fat HOLLYWOOD,

Taylor Swift Admits She’s a “Slut!”—But Insists Lyrics Aren’t Slutty; 14 Public Figures Panic By: Astrid Holgersson Taylor Swift’s latest track, “Slut!” from her new album The Life of a Showgirl, has

Donald Trump’s Hollywood Rescue Mission: Starring Mel Gibson, Jon Voight, and Sylvester Stallone By: Buster Keystroke, JournoNews Hollywood & MAGA Correspondent Trump Vows to Fix Hollywood: "It’s a Total Disaster, Folks!" Mar-a-Lago, FL

The Most Detailed and Dangerous Agreement Ever Inside the Kelce-Swift Prenup: Provisions Delaying Their Big Engagement! Nashville, Tennessee -- In Nashville, where music and football collide, the prenuptial agreement between NFL star

Toss Across Rebooted as Political Thriller About Election Sabotage and Beanbag Espionage In This High-Stakes Game of Xs and Os, the Real Winner Is Misdirection—and Mild Shoulder Injury ATLANTA, GA — The

Netflix’s ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’: America Finally Notices Magical Realism (After Running Out of Superhero Franchises) Netflix Discovers Colombia – No, Not the Narcos Version After years of presenting Colombia exclusively

Junglepussy Offers Free Life Advice: If You Can Survive Paul Thomas Anderson, You Can Survive Anything Actress Compares Working With Acclaimed Director to Boot Camp for Your Soul LOS ANGELES — Following

Nikki Glaser's SNL Monologue: A 'Lame-Pon' Moment or Just Another Roast? How Nikki Glaser stepped up to the mic and tripped over her own punchline. When Roast Comedy Crashes the Network Party Comedian

Trump Deploys Marines to L.A., Because Who Needs Hollywood for Blockbusters? Satirical Journalism Article – 1,822 Words Filed from Los Angeles, Washington D.C., and the gift shop of an abandoned Planet Hollywood By:

Pentagon Debuts 'Shark Tank: Defense Edition'—Because Democracy Needs a Ratings Boost The only “sharks” here are defense contractors circling a budget increase. By Buckley "Buzz" Trenchcoat | National Security Fashion Correspondent In a

You’ve Never Finished These 7 Books—Congratulations, You’re Finally Honest By Alan Nafzger, Bohiney.com Somewhere right now, a grad student is underlining a paragraph in Ulysses they don’t understand, a lawyer is name-dropping

Adult Spends 45 Minutes Choosing Netflix Show, Watches TikTok Instead AUSTIN, TX — Sunday night, 9:14 p.m.: A local adult with a mortgage, a blender, and an advanced degree embarked on

When Hollywood Texts Go Viral How Justin Baldoni’s Texts to Blake Lively Gave Us More Drama Than the Movie If you thought Hollywood’s behind-the-scenes drama couldn’t get more absurd, Justin Baldoni’s private

Studio Exec Accidentally Greenlights Original Idea, Immediately Resigns in Shame Creative Integrity: Hollywood’s Greatest Taboo LOS ANGELES — Chaos rocked the studio system today after Mitch Grander, a senior executive at ArgoMount