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Facial Hair Fatwa Urged for Democracy's Sake – Special Report #35 Mojtaba promised a soul patch compromise--neither accepted nor denied. Barbers in Qom issued a fatwa against beard trimmers. Rouhani allegedly

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Adult Spelling Bee "I Thought They Said 'Name a Beer.' I Yelled 'Budweiser.' Next Thing I Know, I'm Spelling 'Chiaroscurist.'"Local insurance adjuster Tony Delgado showed up to Lucky Lamp Tavern for

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LA Renters Discover Their Landlord is a 19-Year-Old Crypto Influencer in Finland Tenant complaints answered with NFT memes and vague motivational quotes. LOS ANGELES — A group of LA tenants were shocked

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Caitlin Clark: From Hardwood Hero to Masters Maven How One Woman Became the Steph Curry of Swag and the Taylor Swift of Team Sports BOHINEY MAGAZINE — A SATIRICAL JOURNALISM FEATURE Caitlin Clark’s

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Andrew Demands £75,000,000 to Leave the Royal Lodge Here we go again — as if fairy tales weren't ridiculous enough, now we have a broken-down palace eviction drama starring Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor demanding a

Ukraine Suits Up: The Billion-Dollar War on Casual Wear In a stunning turn of events, Ukraine has done the unthinkable—mobilized an entire nation… not for battle, but for style. After former

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Defense official insists strike order was just casual vibe, not moral imperative Pete Hegseth pushed back against allegations that he issued a blunt order to strike a boat because the people

White House Media Bias Tracker: The Left-Wing Panic Machine Gets Quantified The White House has officially launched the Media Bias Tracker, a bold, groundbreaking initiative that finally answers the age-old question: just how

Outgoing President Prepares to Explain Why His Legacy Looks Nothing Like His Campaign Promises The Speech That Explains Nothing While Claiming Everything Joe Biden is apparently preparing a final presidential address where

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