Car Karaoke Catastrophes

Rolling in the Shoulder

Traffic came to a melodramatic halt when driver Monica James became so emotionally invested in Adele’s “Someone Like You” that she let go of the wheel, closed her eyes, and hit a parked food truck.

The Performance

“It wasn’t an accident–it was an audition,” said witness Greg, who gave her a standing ovation from his Prius.

Police Response

Officers issued no citation, but suggested she add backup vocals for safety. One sergeant wept openly.

Viral Fame

Video of the incident now has 4M views under the tag #BrakeAndBelt. Monica has since been invited to sing at three weddings and a chili cook-off.

Conclusion

Her insurance premium went up, but so did her Spotify streams. Dreams do come true–slowly, in traffic.


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