Hollywood Sign Replaced with Streaming Platform Logos to “Reflect Modern Values”
New “HULUPRIME+MAX” lettering visible from as far away as Fresno.
LOS ANGELES — In a bold act of cultural self-ownership and total brand surrender, Los Angeles officials have replaced the iconic Hollywood Sign with a rotating billboard featuring logos from Hulu, Prime Video, Apple TV+, Max, and a bootleg Russian version of Netflix called “NyetFlix.”
City Council President Echo Brandt said, “It’s about time we honored our true gods: streaming platforms, not silent film stars. This is progress, and progress is sponsored by HBO Max.”
The original HOLLYWOOD sign was auctioned off on eBay for $73 and a case of La Croix. The “H” was purchased by a TikTok house, the “Y” by Jared Leto, and two “O”s now reside in Jake Paul’s garage hot tub.
What the Funny People Are Saying:
“When Netflix crashes, does the hill just go blank?” — Ron White
“Every letter now has a subscription fee. The ‘D’ costs $7.99/month.” — Jerry Seinfeld
“I miss when stars were discovered, not algorithmically arranged.” — Amy Schumer
At night, the signage flickers through logos like a broken Roku screensaver. Coyotes have reportedly formed cults worshipping the glowing ‘+’ symbol.
The installation was blessed by executives from Paramount+ and an animatronic Walt Disney operated remotely from Burbank.
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