Workplace
Corporate middle manager Dave Peterson made the horrifying discovery Tuesday that his habit of using ‘Reply All’ for every email response has made him the most hated person in his office building for the past eight years.
General B.S. Slinger (staff writer)
CHICAGO — I thought I was being efficient and inclusive, Peterson explained while frantically deleting his email signature that reads ‘Communication is key!’ “Turns out nobody needed to know my thoughts on the coffee machine being broken.” IT department records show Peterson has sent over 12,000 unnecessary emails to company-wide lists, including detailed updates on his lunch choices and live-tweeting his thoughts during meetings. His colleagues have reportedly started a support group called “Survivors of Dave’s Inbox.”