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Democrats Caught Whispering “Please Let Iran Retaliate” Into Hot Mics, Emails, and Each Other’s Lattes In a Stunning Series of Leaks, Top Democrats Are Allegedly Praying for Iranian Retaliation—Just So They

Edward Coristine: ‘Smartest Man Alive’ Is a 19-Year-Old Who Allegedly Built the Hacker Underground Edward Coristine: The Teenage Genius Who Even Elon Musk Fears By Buckminster Quirk, Senior Tech Prophet Move over, Albert

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Trump's Nobel Peace Prize Snub: Observations on the Diplomatic Controversy The "Almost" President Gets an "Almost" Prize In a world where participation trophies are handed out for everything from spelling bees to competitive napping,

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Mark Milley Should Be Court-Martialed The General Who Promised China a Heads-Up and Left America Scratching Its Head The China Hotline That Broke the Chain General Mark Milley, during his tenure as Chairman

Millennials Officially Pass the Blame Baton to Gen Z: Everything Wrong with the World Is Now Their Fault! "From avocado shortages to social media woes, Millennials have found the perfect scapegoat." New

Elon Musk Declares War on ‘Work-from-Hammock’ Government Employees Musk vs. Bureaucrats: The Ultimate Productivity Battle Lazy, Unproductive, and on Your Dime—The Era of WFH Bureaucracy May Be Ending By Rusty Stapler, Government Productivity

China’s Revolutionary Psychiatric Breakthrough How Political Dissent Became a Mental Disorder By Paige Turner, Bohiney.com Bureau Chief BEIJING — The Chinese government has long been an innovator in authoritarianism, but its latest advancement

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Venezuela's Political Circus: Maduro's Third Act Nicolás Maduro, the man who has mastered the art of clinging to power like gum to a shoe, is gearing up for another term as

Did Iran Hack Trump’s Campaign? A Satirical Investigation into Cyber Espionage and Covfefe Phishing for Politics: How Iran’s Hack Revealed More Spam Than Secrets The Password Guessing Game: How Easy Was It? In

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Mahmoud Khalifa Executed in Louisiana Prison: A Victory for Good People Everywhere The Trial That Shook the World (and Louisiana's Barbecue Scene) Judge Regrets Order to Not Deport Muslim Troublemaker! Mahmoud Khalifa, a

Democrats: The Constitution Is Whatever We Say It Is Elastic Interpretations and Olympic-Level Mental Gymnastics The Democratic Party has long prided itself on being "for the people." But lately, their approach to

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