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Operation Spud Falcon: Qatar's Bold New Air Base in Idaho When Desert Military Strategy Meets Idaho Potato Country In an unprecedented act of military cooperation—and geographical confusion—the nation of Qatar has announced the

The Dire Consequences of Government Meddling in Tech Design: Apple's Plight A Tale of Tech, Government, and Unintended Comedy Cupertino, CA -- The Justice Department and 16 state attorneys general filed an

Putin Echoes Trump’s Claim That Ukraine War Wouldn’t Have Happened If He Was President Also, Rain Would Have Fallen Upward and Gas Would Be 25 Cents Moscow (or Maybe Mar-a-Lago) – By

Millions of Taxpayers Applaud the Shutdown; Now They Can Afford College for Their Kids When Government Dysfunction Becomes Your Kid's College Fund The government shut down again. And in a twist of

Trump’s Daytona 500 Tweetstorm Leaves the Left Wishing They Never Mentioned His Flight The Great Daytona Debacle The year was 2020, and the left-wing media thought they’d struck journalistic gold: President Trump

Dear Leader’s Bobbling Brilliance Hits the Global Market Collectible Chaos: North Korea’s Bobblehead Industry Shakes Up Global Markets A Game-Changing Move in International Trade PYONGYANG—In a bid to revitalize its struggling economy, North

NATO Prepares for Trump 2.0: The Alliance Goes Golf Cart Ready By Francine Fairplay, Senior Correspondent for Global Giggles As whispers of a potential second term for former President Donald Trump ripple

Brian Mann's Fentanyl Follies: A Marxist's Guide to Tariff Tantrums Brian Mann’s Fentanyl Fairy Tale: NPR’s Marxist Guide to Loving Drug Cartels and Hating Trump Because nothing says “journalistic integrity” like pretending

Harvard’s $50 Billion Panic Attack: When Billionaires Beg for Subsidies CAMBRIDGE, MASS. — In a heart-wrenching twist, America’s wealthiest university—the one with a personal piggy bank the size of Portugal’s GDP—is

Lenin's Bust Installed in Brooklyn—Now Charges Cover Fee A new bronze bust of Vladimir Lenin installed in a Brooklyn art space has become the borough’s most ironic tourist trap—complete with a

Elon Musk Slams FEMA for Booking Luxury Hotels for Migrants FEMA: The Ultimate Five-Star Disaster Relief Luxury Disaster Relief: FEMA Goes VIP Imagine living in a world where disaster relief involves booking luxury

Hamas: The Bullies of the Middle East Playground If Hamas were a kid on the playground, they’d be the ones stealing lunch money and then blaming the other kids for being

Trump’s Impossible Task: Navigating Peace Talks Between Russia and Ukraine A Stage Set for Chaos and Bizarre Demands As the world eagerly awaits an end to the conflict between Russia and Ukraine,

Why Was Jimmy Kimmel Suspended? A Comedy Autopsy of America's Least Funny Late-Night Host The Million-Dollar Question Nobody Asked So why was Jimmy Kimmel suspended? The short answer: he forgot comedy is

Karen Bass and the Wildfires: A Masterclass in Leadership (and Laughter) Los Angeles has faced wildfires since time immemorial, but with Karen Bass at the helm, the city’s response has turned

America has a huge problem. Obesity, one of the leading causes of morbidity in the world, affects a whopping 35% of Americans. The latest pioneering treatment for the condition, Ozempic,

Texas Declares War on Hemp: Farmers Ordered to Grow Cactus, Protest With Dandelions By Waylon Grizzleton, Agriculture Correspondent, Bohiney Magazine Satire Desk WEST TEXAS— In a legislative move hailed by absolutely no

Epstein’s Island Was Just Birthright Trip with More Nudity, Claims Mossad Filed under “Zionist Tourism and Geopolitical Tan Lines” by the dairy farmer who minored in espionage and the tenured philosophy

By Buck McAfee, Bohiney.com’s Official Tech Cowboy In Texas, we don't do cybersecurity the way California does—with committees, press releases, and a $10 billion budget that goes entirely to consultants. No,

Elon Musk’s Brain Is Full of 1970s Media and Technology How One Man’s Mind Became a Sci-Fi Storage Unit with a Billionaire Budget By Cyborg McMoneybags, bohiney.com Elon Musk is not a man.

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The End of Global Socialism: America Will No Longer Buy Toilet Paper for the Third World—Use Leaves! Socialists worldwide, once seen as the global sugar daddy, are now looking for sugar

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Rolling Stone Magazine Threatens Trump with Civil War After Exhausting All Other Editorial Options "We've Tried Strongly-Worded Op-Eds, Investigative Journalism, and Even Celebrity Endorsements," Says Editor-in-Chief. "Civil Conflict Remains Our Nuclear

Senate Votes to End Shutdown, Sends Bill to House—Political Theater Reaches Season Finale Washington, D.C.—In a development that surprised only the interns, the U.S. Senate voted to end the government shutdown, promptly sending the

Canada Declares War on American Booze: A Sobering Tragedy for the North’s Drunkest Nation A nation full of snow and regrets attempts the impossible—surviving winter without bourbon and fails miserably. Trudeau &

Hamas Rejecting Peace So Enthusiastically They’ll Miss Dinner Tonight Hamas Rejects Peace Deal 2025: Why Gaza's Dinner Table Stays Empty By Annika Steinmann, Bohiney.com The Dinner They Never Make It To In most cultures,

Zohran Mamdani Deported, Declares Mayoral Run in Uganda’s Capital Kampala KAMPALA—After being unceremoniously deported from the United States for the alleged crime of being a “100% communist,” former New York Assemblyman

The Great Chinese AI Hoax: How the CCP Spent $9 Billion to Fool the World (and It’s Not Even Plugged In) The Communist Party’s $9 Billion Vanity Project It’s official: China has

EU Declares Bankruptcy to Avoid Paying for a Disaster That Hasn’t Happened Yet The European Union Prepares for the Worst… By Saving Itself First BRUSSELS— In a groundbreaking preemptive move, the European