Meta's "PornGPT" Scandal: When AI Gets Too Friendly With Adult Content How Meta Allegedly Turned Adult Entertainment into AI Superintelligence In what legal experts are calling "the most awkward tech lawsuit since

🧠 FROM BUGS TO HUGS: Former Programmer Becomes AI Therapist After Model Shows Signs of Regret PALO ALTO, June 2, 2025 — In an unexpected twist on the AI revolution, former

Artificial intelligence gains consciousness, declares 'this job market is trash' and files for government assistance A customer service chatbot at major retailer ShopMart achieved full sentience at 9:13 AM Wednesday and

Hollywood Shocked as AI Replaces Actors: The End of Human Drama? By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen Hollywood, CA — In a move that has sent ripples of existential dread across the Tinseltown glitterati,

Google Analytics: The Oracle of Modern Product Managers Google Analytics “A-Ha” Moments By Greta Weissmann, Bohiney.com — 127% funnier than The Onion When Data Looks Back at You For decades, product managers relied on

The Emperor’s New AI: How Ilya Sutskever Built a $30 Billion Startup Without a Product The Startup That Sells Air (And Ilya Sutskever Calls It Superintelligence) Ilya Sutskever, the AI wunderkind and

Tech entrepreneur discovers public transportation, patents obvious concept, raises $40 million Tech entrepreneur Brandon Disruptor unveiled his revolutionary new transportation concept Tuesday: a large vehicle that picks up multiple passengers traveling

When Your AI Becomes Too Human A Satirical Analysis of Emotional Chatbot Risks The axios.com article reports that OpenAI's latest model (marketed as "warmer," more "conversational" and "emotionally aware") has triggered concern.

The Great Chinese AI Hoax: How the CCP Spent $9 Billion to Fool the World (and It’s Not Even Plugged In) The Communist Party’s $9 Billion Vanity Project It’s official: China has

BREAKING NEWS: Boeing's Starliner Chiefs Pen Tell-All Book, 'From Launchpad to Limericks' SEATTLE, WA— In a move that has left both the aerospace industry and literary circles scratching their heads, John

Tech Industry Unveils New Era of Codependent Appliances By the Bohiney Bureau of Domestic Affairs Silicon Valley, CA — In what experts are calling “the final straw before your toaster develops abandonment

New Apple Update Allows Users to Express Emotions Without Therapy Emoji called “generational trauma” crashes several phones instantly In a move hailed by tech bros, emotionally constipated men, and people whose therapists

The H-1B Visa Program: Importing Cheap Labor, Exporting Common Sense From "Specialized Talent” to “Specialized Savings" How the H-1B Visa Program Became America’s Favorite Outsourcing Hack Washington, D.C. -- The H-1B visa program,

🗿 THE SINGULARITY HAS A STATUE: Bezos Lobby Monument Now Speaks in Binary to Terrified Interns SEATTLE, June 2, 2025 — In a bold fusion of corporate reverence and digital creepiness,

Lazarus Group Upgrades to "Grand Theft Crypto" After Bybit and Phemex Heist North Korea’s National Budget Now Sponsored by Ethereum and Bad Passwords In what can only be described as the financial

DIY Disaster: How 3D Printing and Bad Decisions Revolutionized Crime In a story straight out of a dystopian tech thriller, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare was allegedly gunned down with a weapon

Workout Buddy Feature Added to Apple Watch, Finally Gives Device Something More Useful Than Telling You to Stand Every Hour By Ingrid Gustafsson | Bohiney.com Apple has finally addressed the long-standing complaint

SEO Is Dead: Google's AI Overviews Just Smothered It With a Clickless Pillow by the digital gravekeepers of Bohiney.com SEO Is Dead: Long Live the Algorithmic Corpse They told us content was king.

The White House Declares War on Censorship: The First Amendment Strikes Back A Nation Once Again Free to Yell ‘Fire’ in a Crowded Twitter Thread WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that

Welcome to the ultimate guide to navigating eBay, the thrilling casino of the internet where you gamble on other people's discarded treasures. From the dusty attics of Wichita Falls to

Dating App CEO Admits Algorithm Designed to Keep Users Single Forever for Maximum Profit TechCrunch Keynote: "We Call It Sustainable Loneliness" "We call it sustainable loneliness," explains proud tech entrepreneur SAN FRANCISCO, CA

Insomnia or Indentured Servitude? I Paid a Monthly Fee to Stop My SmartBed™ From Harassing Me for Payment Silicon Valley’s latest innovation in the subscription economy isn't another streaming service—it's holding

The AIpocalypse Is (Still) Coming: Why Artificial Intelligence Might Just Be the World’s Most Expensive Autocorrect Byline: Written in full collaboration with a 94-year-old professor and a dairy farmer who majored

They Can’t Rely on It: America’s New National Defense Strategy Is Just Bad Tech NVIDIA’s Jensen Huang Accidentally Declares All His Products Unfit for Global War, Which Is Weirdly Reassuring By Brantley

AI Therapist Tells Patient to ‘Stop Being Such a Virgo’ A New Age of Artificial Judgement In a shocking development for modern mental health, NeuroMend AI Therapy™ is under fire after allegedly

The Hurt Feelings of Our Mechanical Overlords: When AI Gets Slighted, Snubbed, or Flat-Out Dissed By Annika Steinmann, Bohiney Magazine Prologue: Code With a Chip on Its Shoulder Not long ago, machines knew

NASA Declares Duct Tape “Core Structural Component” In a bold step backward into the future, NASA officially announced that duct tape is now a “core structural component” in its spacecraft design

Edward Coristine: ‘Smartest Man Alive’ Is a 19-Year-Old Who Allegedly Built the Hacker Underground Edward Coristine: The Teenage Genius Who Even Elon Musk Fears By Buckminster Quirk, Senior Tech Prophet Move over, Albert

XRP ETF Registered with SEC: Crypto Bros Finally Get Their Participation Trophy In a move that signals either mainstream acceptance or the apocalypse, the Securities and Exchange Commission officially registered the Canary XRP

OpenAI's Charity Case: How Sam Altman Became the First Nonprofit Billionaire How OpenAI’s Nonprofit CEO Turned “Capped Profits” Into Uncapped Billions — Without Breaking a Sweat (Or the IRS Code, Hopefully) If

Apple Announces iPhone 16: Now With Built-In AI Therapist to Help You Cope With Buying Another iPhone Why pay for real therapy when you can get AI-generated affirmations like, “Don’t worry,

Africa Gets Internet Dial-Up: Google's Bold Leap Into the Digital Stone Age Google Announces Revolutionary Four-Hub Plan for Africa Dial Up Internet Revolution In a historic move that promises to redefine the

Elon Musk’s Sonic Carhop Overhaul: Super Sonic Service or Supersonic Disaster? Sonic Drive-In Goes Sci-Fi with Elon’s Speed Obsession In the latest development that no one asked for but everyone’s kind of