California GOP Discovers Heath Flora Was a Democrat With Two Girlfriends and a Republican Name Tag Family-values leadership enters its experimental, taxpayer-adjacent phase SACRAMENTO, California — California Assembly Republicans removed Heath Flora

James Carville Warns Democrats Their Lenin Book Club Is Losing Black Voters Bohiney.com Political Satire Desk James Carville, the Ragin' Cajun who has spent four decades explaining Democrats to Democrats, stunned a

After Years of Calling ICE "Nazi Gestapo," Party Leaders Suddenly Opposed to Citizens Playing Bumper Cars With Agents Democratic leaders moved swiftly this week to clarify that repeatedly comparing federal immigration

Woman Allegedly Inspired by Democratic Rhetoric Discovers "Occupy ICE" Was Not a Driving Instruction Federal investigators continued reviewing an ICE-related shooting in Minneapolis this week after authorities say a woman allegedly attempted to

Progressives Say Violent Anti-ICE Incident "Not What We Meant," Clarify They Only Wanted Moral Violence Progressive leaders across the country moved quickly to distance themselves from an ICE-related shooting in Minneapolis this week,

Democrats Condemn Attack on ICE While Standing Beneath Banner Reading "ICE Is Violence" Democratic leaders condemned violence against federal officers this week following an ICE-related shooting in Minneapolis, carefully delivering their statements

After Declaring ICE an Illegitimate Organization, Party Expresses Confusion When Someone Acts Accordingly Democratic leaders expressed deep confusion this week after an ICE-related shooting in Minneapolis forced them to confront an unforeseen complication

Left-Wing Leaders Say Anti-ICE Language Was "Purely Theatrical," Like Saying "Eat the Rich" Near a Buffet Progressive leaders insisted this week that years of incendiary language directed at Immigration and Customs

Woman Takes "No Human Is Illegal" Literally, Attempts Enforcement-Free Zone With Her Car Federal investigators are continuing to review an ICE-related shooting in Minneapolis after authorities say a woman allegedly attempted to run

Democratic Officials Urge Calm, Ask Supporters to Stop Treating Federal Agents Like Boss-Level Enemies Democratic leaders across the country urged calm this week following an ICE-related shooting in Minneapolis, asking supporters to

Party Leaders Blame "Misinformation" After Years of Providing Extremely Clear Information About Hating ICE Democratic leaders blamed "misinformation" this week after an ICE-related shooting in Minneapolis forced an abrupt reassessment of how clearly

Democrats Say Violence Is Wrong, Request Everyone Ignore Previous Decade of Slogans Democratic leaders concluded a week of careful clarifications by issuing a firm, unified message following an ICE-related shooting in Minneapolis:

Progressives Insist Rhetoric Had Nothing to Do With Incident, Despite Rhetoric Being Entirely About ICE Progressive leaders insisted this week that rhetoric played no role whatsoever in an ICE-related shooting in Minneapolis,

Minnesota ICE Shooting Leaves Democrats Frantically Explaining That Slogans Were Never Meant to Be Read Out Loud Democrats Scramble to Explain Years of Anti-ICE Rhetoric After Minnesota ICE Shooting The Minnesota ICE

Democrats Shocked to Learn "Abolish ICE" Wasn't Meant as a Light Metaphor Democratic leaders across the country expressed sudden, synchronized confusion this week after federal authorities confirmed that a woman in

Can Democrats Reinvent Themselves as Washington Disrupters? Let's Watch How that Works with the Tax Refunds WASHINGTON—Democrats have apparently decided that the country needs more disruption, which, in D.C. parlance, translates to

Leaked NYT Footage Shows Staffers Sobbing as Texas Map Turns Redder Than Whataburger Ketchup Texas election results turning a shade of red rivaling the state's iconic condiment. Security camera footage obtained by

Study Shows Only Thing That Could Block Texas G.O.P.: Replacing Every Texan With Brooklyn Podcasters Scientists, political analysts, and one guy in a Buc-ee's parking lot with a doctorate in "vibes"

Political Rivalry Escalates to Petty Crime Reporting; U.S. Capitol Police Now Required to Mediate 'Sore Loser' Disputes Democrats File Formal Police Complaint Against Trump for 'Verbal Seditious Behavior'; Capitol Police Now

Texas Voters Say NYT Concern Motivates Them More Than Jesus BBQing Brisket at the Alamo A divine BBQ event fails to motivate voters like the perceived condescension of a coastal newspaper. A

Democrats: The Constitution Is Whatever We Say It Is Elastic Interpretations and Olympic-Level Mental Gymnastics The Democratic Party has long prided itself on being "for the people." But lately, their approach to

Alien Object Sparks Political Panic: Democrats Prepare for Salvation, Republicans Ready for Annihilation, and Harvard Wants a Book Deal By Staff Satirists at the Intergalactic Times (subcontracted by bohiney.com) “We are not

House leaders are citing a new, untested legal theory, arguing that a refusal to acknowledge mundane bureaucratic complaints constitutes an active campaign against the established system of government. Democrats Demand Trump

Trump White House Demands Apology After Jeffries Calls for Democrats to ‘Fornicate in the Streets’ Reporters Scramble to Interpret Whether This Is a Political Rally or an HBO Special By: Buckley "Truth

Politicians Gone Wild: The Top 12 Costumes That Shook Halloween 2025 Halloween 2025 will be remembered not for candy, haunted houses, or that one kid dressed as a surprisingly realistic hot